The lifestyle benefits of getting a DUI

and why you should never get one.

Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash

I awoke with a clatter, an incessant beeping sound distorting the Christmas music. As the fog broke, I heard the scared voice of my wife and found the steering wheel in my hand.

My last memory was a karaoke rendition of “A Long December” by Counting Crows; Stepping out of the car I knew that song would take on a…